Arts & Crafts: A Lovely Little Thinker but a Bugger When He's Pissed

I paint miniatures. Warhammer, Infinity, Warmachine, &c, &c*. I don't really play them, but they're fun as hell to make and paint. For example, from Reaper's 28mm Cronoscope line, Socrates (yes, that Socrates):

Famous last words:  "Dear Ath-holes**: Eff all y'all, I'm Audi 5000. PEACE!"

Why do they have a mini for Socrates? I have no idea, but I bought the hell out of it.

One mini down, uncounted legions to go... Still nowhere to put them...

*Doesn't "&c" look just plain classier than "etc."?
** Socrates's favorite portmanteau of "Athenian" and "asshole" I was a Classics major. I know these things.